Eye-Boner Rankings: Mazda RX-* cars

"Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu) 02/17/2014 at 20:30 • Filed to: None

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Hi. This is simple. I am going to rank the full history of Mazda RX-* body styles in ascending order. The deciding factor in assigning rank? How much of an eye-boner I get from looking at them, ie. how much the little Desu below my waist proclaims "Me Gusta" upon laying eyes upon said vehicles.

SA22C RX-7:

RX-2:

RX-3:

RX-8:

FD RX-7:

FC RX-7:

RX-4:

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Desu-San-Desu 02/17/2014 at 20:32

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you called your Desu little

Desu-San-Desu > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 02/17/2014 at 20:33

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Is he 5'11" and 220lbs?

No? Then he is little. By comparison. :-P

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Desu-San-Desu 02/17/2014 at 20:33

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:V

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Desu-San-Desu 02/17/2014 at 20:34

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Desu-San-Desu > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 02/17/2014 at 20:35

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Lol, the wagon versions crossed my mind, but I decided to limit it to coupes, just for the sake as consistency.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Desu-San-Desu 02/17/2014 at 20:40

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Not bad, but FD is all time maximum eye boner for me when we're talking Japanese cars. 10/10

Then comes the rx4 which is 8/10

Somehow the rx8 slots between the rx4 and the rx3 with about 7.8 eyeboners.

Rx3 is close at a 7.5 on the pupil erection scale

Next is the fc. A Decent but not amazing 7 on the occipital engorgement rating.

First gen rx7s are better than average looking but nothing too special, they rate about a 6.

Finally the rx2 which is just sort of okay. Half a retnarection rates it a 5.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Desu-San-Desu 02/17/2014 at 20:40

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it gives me a family car boner.

Desu-San-Desu > feather-throttle-not-hair 02/17/2014 at 20:41

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I've always felt like the FD tries too hard in terms of styling, lol.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Desu-San-Desu 02/17/2014 at 20:48

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I prefer them without wing and stock body kit, but the base design is just amazing to my eyes.

Boxer_4 > Desu-San-Desu 02/17/2014 at 20:49

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The SA22C can look quite nice when properly equipped. That RX-4 looks great, too.

Desu-San-Desu > Boxer_4 02/17/2014 at 20:51

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Nope, sorry. Still doesn't do it for me, haha.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Desu-San-Desu 02/17/2014 at 20:53

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I think the FC looks better than the FD too!!!